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Learning from an experienced parent


By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 September 2007

Although Pebbles may deny Q-Bert's parenting experience, technically, he has been a parent longer than I.

I got to watch in awe as he taught a valuable life lesson to his four year old daughter.

Q-Bert very careful, patiently, and with great skill showed his daughter how to properly hold a shotgun. "One hand here for reloading," and the "other one here under the stock to reach the trigger."

I look forward to tomorrow's lesson, how to re-cock a shotgun single-handedly.

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She will be four in December. She needs to know this stuff as she was already within 2 feet of a coyote, in our backyard...

Of course, the coyote was too busy chasing after our cat to be too interested in her, but I digress....

Technically, knowing how to cock and shoot a shotgun to kill a charging coyotee in your backyard, even if it is chassing after the cat, is totally useless if:

1.- She is not carrying a shotgun

2.- She does not have any shells for the said shotgun

3.- You do not OWN a shotgun

Shall we go to the local Wall Mart or Zellers sporting section and pick up a .22 gauge? We can leave it on the back deck on the floar board just above the ground where she can easilly reach it.

Ice's picture

I hear flashbang works best on Coyotee's.

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