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Hi, My name is Noir


By Noir - Posted on 20 November 2008

And I am an idiot. I am a moron.

I went over to Morices Revek's place on the weekend, and logged into HoC to post some flippant comment on how much the X-Box sux, and the Wii is heavenly (although I do secretly have an x-box fetish..... mmmm Tomb Raider polygons), and then I left the next morning to spend time at Q-Berts place.

I also forgot to log out of Morice's PC.

I would like to formally challenge Aku to a street fight (because he is a giant wuss and cannot tell his left foot from his right)

I would like to pluck A-Trolls beard and knit myself a sweater with it

I also hearby promiss to obey every command that my brother Swag tell me to do

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...time/place....

MauriceRevek's picture

His final words before leaving for Vancouver were:

He did not show up, therefore I win by default.

Akuf's picture

...how can I show up if I have no idea where I am supposed to go.

Though admittedly I could have stayed and waited for him to arrive when I was at your place. But I was throwing my twister party and I had to get home.

I would have waited for what a couple of hours to knock him out in 10 secs (giving him a chance). Not worth it.

Oh well...Vancouver...eh...hmmm...

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but OK, your on. If there is anything left after Aku is done, I'll take up
the challenge the next time I am up your way or if you ever come down to Southern California.  No facial disfiguration but everything
else is fair game.

Akuf's picture

...also wow...I guess the closest thing you ever had to female companionship is Lara Croft and a paper towel good for you!

So when, where?

Swag's picture

n/t

Corpsorz's picture

But I promise you... once a Revek, always a Revek.

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