The Perfect 10...another failure

So over the weekend I went out for a friend's birthday.

And at a table I see these two girls
one of them made Paris Hilton look fat
The other made Rosie O'Donnell (sp?) look skinny.

They made eye contact with me and told me to go over.
So I naturally do because ugly girls usually have pretty friends.

SO I am not going to bore you with all the small talk crap.
Here is where it got fun.

They asked me to take a picture of them.
I take the camera and say:

"Why, don't you ladies stand over there"

I take the skinny one and put her on the left and the fat one and put her to the right.

I point the camera, take the picture and say:

"Wow, when you guys stand together like that, you look like a perfect 10"

The worst part: they said thank you.

and I thought great their dumb also.