Microsoft Hardware Sucks – except...

The Xbox hardware just pisses me off sometimes.

Damn stupid Wireless headset.

Last night going in for an HoC grenade fest in Rainbow Six Vegas I finally get the headset fully charged as it ran out the previous night.

Let's turn it on. Hey, the lights are flashing and its not syncing with the 360. Dammit. Okay. Off and on. Not resyncing.

Fine push resnyc button on Headset, push resync button on 360. Ah hah. There we go. Synced.

To fracking quadrant two. I'm on quadrant ONE you stupid piece of MS Hardware. ONE!!!!

The yelling doesn't seem to help. I think the MS hardware only speaks chinese. Fine, load up an online translator. Here we go, "Hung yang song chou." Half-pint looks at me funny and leaves the room. When did he learn chinese?

Doesn't help, wireless headset broken in two different languages.

Shutdown everything and turn it all back on. Synced to quadrant two... ONE! you stupid...

Okay, fine. You can manually force the quadrant by pushing the sync button, here we go. Three, Four, Two... TWO!!!! What happened to fracking one!

Stupid piece of...

Fine. Sync button... two! Sync button again... two! Headset off, headset on... two! Headset off, headset on... two!

Fine, you know what, you win. Turn you off and I'll use the damn wired headset, it worked fine last night after you batteries ran out.

Grab my controller, and look for the wired headset. Hey, look at that, its already plugged into the controller, just as I left it last night. That was easy.

Wait a sec, quadrant one already had a headset which means...

FRACK! How do you say sorry Microsoft Hardware in chinese? Anyone?