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By Coxxorz - Posted on 08 January 2009

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"The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor."

Sounds like we should use their "Predictive sentence technology" for the Aku script.

Akuf's picture

So is your face

Coxxorz's picture

Looks like the script needs tweaking.

Swag's picture

Herd of Cats

Noir's picture

awesome! Too true

Coxxorz's picture

Unless it's supposed to illustrate that Mac browsers filter out crappy internet videos to increase our productivity even more?

Stormblade's picture

Someone bowing??

Swag's picture

smelling his own farts, because he is so smug. Much like all mac users.

Stormblade's picture

I am just a simple Mac user. You need to explain such complicated concepts in the future.

**SNORT**

Noir's picture

Well I certainly got a lack of oxygen to my brain while watching this, since I was laughing so damn hard.

I want a hummingbird battery. Half hour of batter life is better then what my Sony Vaio use to get.

Pebbles's picture

I can't imagine how long it would take to type anything with that thing.

Swag's picture

but still. It's very plausible.

I can see Q-bert lined up for one of those, like he was for the iphone.

I remember when Apple make crappy small desktop computers that were used at my school. Then my school got smart and got PCs.

Stormblade's picture

Got smart and got PCs.

or

Rendered stupid through lack of oxygen to the brain ... and got PCs.

A Troll's picture

to run as a VM on Linux? Oh I know, Linux is developed by the tech heads who actually make things work in the World and not the cheesy artist types who espouse about the virtues of a MAC.

 

PS: Why is Apple not going to be at MAC World next year? Are they tired of their computers as well.

Noir's picture

wow, sounds like I wrote that. Took the words straight out of my mouth.

You could have put a bit more kick into it though. Like saying "Fine Art fags" instead of "cheesy artists", but thats ok.

A Troll's picture

N/T

Noir's picture

Don't you like canvases covered in feces?

Stormblade's picture

You must be a closet American. It explains everything.

Noir's picture

I am American?

Look who is generalizing now, and not in a good way either.

Stormblade's picture

Actually the comment was aimed more at your penchant to make pointless comments based on uninformed opinions, but vulgarity works too.

Noir's picture

Well, please point out what points I make that seem uninformed to you and I'll gladly elaborate on them. I try to keep my comments terse. So I apologize if I was not clear enough for you.

Stormblade's picture

There have been so many, it hasn't been possible to keep track. I will attempt to do so from now on so please do keep your comments terse. They will be easier to catalog.

Coxxorz's picture

Buying a PC to run Linux to run Mac OS

or

Buying a Studebaker to drop in a Ferrari engine just so you can use unleaded fuel.

P.S.: Word is they're done with shows because the Mac is now perfect. Contrarily, Microsoft is rumoured to be approaching the US government for a multi-billion dollar bailout to help maintain the massive industry built upon trying to get its products to work right.

A Troll's picture

so they can develop for multiple operating systems instead of keeping a large number of machines around.

Coxxorz's picture

Judging by the number of websites that still require MS Explorer to function correctly.

A Troll's picture

I use Firefox almost exclusively. Of course, I am not going to all the porno sites that you might be visiting as I stick to my tried and true porno sites!

Coxxorz's picture

n/t

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