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I am Stormblade, and I am weak


By Stormblade - Posted on 20 February 2009

Once again (see GTA IV and Halo 3) I have succumbed to the pressure of my peers. I have allowed my moral fortitude to be eroded. I am weak, pathetic.

I hated GTA IV. Everything I have read about Saints Row 2 leads me to believe I will hate it as well. It is everything I dislike in a video game all wrapped up in one package. Nothing about it appeals to me.

So, it will arrive next week. Hopefully before Wednesday evening so I don't have to keep listening to Blackwalt grumble and whine.

I am so ashamed ...

Coxxorz's picture

I fully expected to hate it, but found it oddly addictive. Might have something to do with the sledgehammer and the satisfying ring it makes when pounding metallic objects like newspaper boxes.

Blackwalt's picture
    Please note you moron (sorry, I mean Stormblade, have to be more specific with this group), that never once did I or Coxxorz tell you to buy this game. By all means stick to The History Channel Civil War: A Nation Divided, you are happy there. Nor have we once asked anyone else to buy it. We are just letting everyone know our experiences and our enjoyment with Saints Row 2.

From here.

Cause I wouldn't have been able to resist that pressure either.

You weak willed namby pamby.

Stormblade's picture

this, and this, and this, and your non-stop whining.

Blackwalt's picture

None of those links suggest you buy the game. Particularly not by name. Your name, not the game's.

I remember us persuading you to buy GTA IV.

We did not do that here. Not once.

What we did was "We are just letting everyone know our experiences and our enjoyment with Saints Row 2."

Your choice to buy was exactly that.

Your choice.

Stormblade's picture

You simply changed tactics.

Whiner.

Coxxorz's picture

How are we gonna convince him to buy Halo Wars now?!!

Swag's picture

Because having a RTS on a console is the real joke here. Don't get me started on that.

Coxxorz's picture

Yes, it was a joke. Sorry to offend you!

Stormblade's picture

I was looking forward to it!

Oh, I just can't say that with a straight face.

Coxxorz's picture

In other news, I finished Saints Row 2.

Now that's how you do it.

Akuf's picture

Wow....

you would almost think you guys are secretly dating

Blackwalt's picture
Stormblade's picture

When we were known as the 'nice gay couple next door'.

Then Guba kicked me out.

Akuf's picture

** Does the naughty, naughty point **

I guess it is shame on you this time.

MauriceRevek's picture

We will have finished playing it by then, and will have moved on to the next fad.

Stormblade's picture

I didn't pay much, so it would be better if I could just trade it in on receipt.

It's already cheap on eBay, which really doesn't fill me with confidence.

Swag's picture

I might even consider it.

Haha, no, I won't.

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