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By MauriceRevek - Posted on 24 February 2009

Another reason for not playing with a Playstation. They can cause actual injuries!. You know your gaming platform sucks when an actual injury is named after it. I wonder if I can go on disability because of that?

HardW00D's picture

my cats breath smells like catfood.

Coxxorz's picture

It's a wonder this hasn't come up sooner, considering Sony's insistence on continuing to use that ridiculously uncomfortable controller design.

Graybush's picture
Coxxorz's picture

What kind of stupid name for a product is that? Any why would anyone want a shitty PS3 anyway?

Graybush's picture

are you trying to bait me??

Graybush's picture

besides, PS3 has that damn red ring of..... wait, no, it's too damn quiet..... I'm bound to forget when it's on and it'll burn out or something. hmmm.

OH, OH! what about HD-DVD eh? does PS3 have THAT option? I don't think so. And a built in browser.... pfff, who do they think they are. And don't get me started on FREE online gaming. How arrogant of them.

A Troll's picture

not enough people own them to care. Free on-line gaming is cheap and easy when you only have 10K users at a time. :)

Why would I want a browser on my gaming console? I can walk into my office and pull up three or four different types of browser which all work very well and actually have a decent number of plugins.

Coxxorz's picture

Some of us can even surf and play at the same time. Besides, I'm not a big fan of blurry text.

Graybush's picture

no blurry here. besides, it's not text I'm looking at.

Akuf's picture

To clean the screen and shave your palms

Graybush's picture

away from the screen. I'd have to abstain for a LONG time to even...... get close (had to resist saying it).

Coxxorz's picture

I don't know why they even sell screen cleaning products. In my experience, most people sit too far back from their TV's (no matter what size) to see stains, let alone dust.

Although maybe it has something to do with avoiding reflections on this latest generation of "glossy" sets. Whatever happened to anti-glare coatings?

MauriceRevek's picture

The brightness. By removing the anti-glare coating, they can artificially boost their contrast ratio numbers.

Coxxorz's picture

Does anyone go by those numbers anymore? The same thing happened to watts for stereo systems.

I bet they could REALLY inflate their contrast numbers if they got rid of all those pesky colours in between solid black and pure white.

Coxxorz's picture

Now change your avatar, and we'll call it a day.

Graybush's picture

I'm soooooo lazy that I don't WANT to get off my couch and walk to my office to use the internet. Besides, the late night "entertainment" I view online isn't windows safe...

And I guess 20+ million PS3's isn't a high enough # for any reports of severe design flaws. Or there IS a flaw but there's a conspiracy to hide it from MS sympathizers...

BTW as a "brand" in general, I hate Sony.

Coxxorz's picture

Until they can find a way to create a monopoly there too.

Are you saying when you watch TV you have to cover the windows?

Akuf's picture

Are you saying when you watch TV you have to cover the windows?

You beat me to it

Graybush's picture

I agree Sony has some great TV's and I recently bought one. But they do produce a lot of products that are absolute crap (and NO the PS3 is NOT one of them).

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