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By Q-Bert - Posted on 01 March 2009

-00-00

ready, set, go!ready, set, go!So, after my bathtub has exploded, and my shower doors have jammed completely, Pebbles and I have decided that it is high time to invest in a new en-suite bathroom.

I told Pebbles that we can take care of the demolition of the old bathroom. We can do it in Saint's Row, time to do it in RL.

So, grab your gloves, sledgehammers, and crowbars, and come have fun ripping out gypsum and ceramics.

Pizza will be served.

Akuf's picture
I just thought..
Submitted by Akuf on March 2, 2009 - 1:18pm.

of something else.
Can we use each other as sledgehammers?
for example: can I pick up Swag and throw him head first into the wall.

MauriceRevek's picture
Not enough mass
Submitted by MauriceRevek on March 2, 2009 - 1:48pm.

I think we should use you. In fact, I don't even think we need to throw you. All we need to do is put you in the middle of the room, and you will eventuyally crash into a wall just by walking.

Akuf's picture
LOLz
Submitted by Akuf on March 2, 2009 - 2:22pm.

Zing! wow Revek successfully zinged me...

Yes I am a klutz I admit it

Akuf's picture
oooo...
Submitted by Akuf on March 2, 2009 - 11:14am.

I just thought of something...
Kettlebell launching towards the Wall.
I have 2 1 pood Kettlebells, and 1 1.5 pood kettlebell.
though I think the 1.5 will be a bit much.

Coxxorz's picture
The way houses are made these days...
Submitted by Coxxorz on March 2, 2009 - 11:45am.

it'll go right through the wall.

Akuf's picture
Well...
Submitted by Akuf on March 2, 2009 - 12:56pm.

Qbert's house was built by a good friend of mine.
And it should be pretty solid.

Coxxorz's picture
The house....
Submitted by Coxxorz on March 2, 2009 - 2:17pm.

or your friend?

Blackwalt's picture
Hmmm... HoC members with power tools
Submitted by Blackwalt on March 2, 2009 - 10:22am.

I am afraid that I will be as far away as possible from this event developing a strong alibi.

These particular individuals scare me enough with manual tools! With power tools? Have fun. I am thinking of leaving town...

Or camping the nearest hospital with a camera. Either/or.

HardW00D's picture
heh heh heh
Submitted by HardW00D on March 2, 2009 - 2:38pm.

I just bought an 8 gallon air compressor with an air chisel and an air hammer....

...oh the possibilities

Akuf's picture
I have access
Submitted by Akuf on March 2, 2009 - 3:45pm.

to a roofing nailing gun

Blackwalt's picture
So does Q-Bert
Submitted by Blackwalt on March 2, 2009 - 3:53pm.

He used it to attach his thumb to the barn roof...

Stavr0's picture
Hey, you found my cat!
Submitted by Stavr0 on March 1, 2009 - 5:38pm.

I've been looking all over for him!

Stavr0's picture
Cool!
Submitted by Stavr0 on March 1, 2009 - 5:18pm.

I get to try out my Black Mesa(tm) crowbar.

Akuf's picture
HEY!!!!!!
Submitted by Akuf on March 1, 2009 - 3:57pm.

that conflicts with my Twister party that I was about to post
BASTAGE!

Not that you guys would show up or anything

But twister party starts @ 8
So I can be there in the AM to wreak havoc
is it BYO Sledghammer?

Q-Bert's picture
Yes, as I said:
Submitted by Q-Bert on March 1, 2009 - 4:13pm.

So, grab your gloves, sledgehammers, and crowbars, and come have fun ripping out gypsum and ceramics.

Coxxorz's picture
What about reciprocating saw?
Submitted by Coxxorz on March 1, 2009 - 10:14pm.

I've been waiting for an excuse to use this bad boy. Not very effective on coconuts.

Swag's picture
I live to serve
Submitted by Swag on March 1, 2009 - 1:49pm.

n/t

Q-Bert's picture
Then get me a beer
Submitted by Q-Bert on March 1, 2009 - 2:50pm.

... bitch!

MauriceRevek's picture
I am so there
Submitted by MauriceRevek on March 1, 2009 - 11:08am.

With my pneumatic jack hammer.

Q-Bert's picture
The fact that you *have* a pneumatic jackhammer
Submitted by Q-Bert on March 1, 2009 - 11:54am.

.. surprises no one. The fact that you have the "special attachments" for it, kinda freaks out everyone though....

Coxxorz's picture
The fact that your bathtub exploded
Submitted by Coxxorz on March 1, 2009 - 1:14pm.

Has me somewhat concerned too.

MauriceRevek's picture
Exploded?
Submitted by MauriceRevek on March 1, 2009 - 6:35pm.

[looks at ceiling, counting the holes while whistling]

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