How my Life Sucks - Part 2657

I went to lunch today with some co-workers. It was me and 7 women from the department. Of course, the question arrises, so how does it feel to be out with your harem. Ha ha, laugh laugh, funny joke. After our meal, the waiter comes around asks us if we want some cofee or tea. I say no initially until he describes the tea. It is an Iranian tea, which is similar to Earl Gray with cardamon seeds. Intrigued, I order a cup. 5 minutes later the waiter comes around.

Waiter: Here is your tea.

Me: Thank you.

Waiter: Oh and by the way, I owe you a date.

Me: [Blink] [Blink] [frozen] [wide eyed bewildered look on my face]

Waiter: A date to go with your tea.

Me: Oh, you mean like a dried fig.

Waiter: Yes. (Accoding to women at table, a disapointed look on his face.)

[Waiter leaves]

Co-worker sitting accross from me: You know, I think he is gay, and that was probably his pick-up line.

And that is why my life sucks, number 2657.