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Blackwalt discovers youth regenerating drug


By Stormblade - Posted on 01 April 2009

While roaming through the local PharmaPlus looking for the valuepak of medicated ointment needed for Half-Pint's endless list of injuries (not to mention his own after Guba the Impaler attacks), Blackwalt was amazed to find a bottle of 'uisghe beatha'. Like all good Irishmen, he automatically assumed this to be the fabled Water of Life.

My hair grew back!

After following the detailed directions (drink it all and try not to throw up), he was amazed to find his genetic clock turned back 20 years. "My God, I have hair!", he exclaimed.

Swag's picture

n/t

Coxxorz's picture

Blackwalt never had that much hair. You can tell by the eyebrows that it's clearly a Photoshop mashup of him and Michael Keaton.

Stormblade's picture

Because we used to say he was a combination of Michael Keaton and Donny Osmond.

A Troll's picture

a crappy picture of Donny Osmond on the site?

Now I know, DM has relatives in Canada!

Stormblade's picture

There are some of us that believed he was the long lost Osmond brother.

Then we heard him sing.

MauriceRevek's picture

That it was Blackwalt that was dancing next to Weird All? Come to think of it. Fanny Pack. Q-Bert. Donny Osmond. Blackwalt. Can you picture it? Q-Bert and Blackwalt dancing together in a mock-video of Weird All? Who has a video Camera?

A Troll's picture

N/T

Coxxorz's picture

I totally see that now.

Thanks a lot.

Stormblade's picture

He could be both Batman and a Soldier of Love.

MauriceRevek's picture

So that was what he looked like with hair. Is that mouse? moose? moosse? mousse? in his hair, or did it naturally fluff that way?

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