How my Life Sucks - Part Uh..lost count a long time ago.

Well this is just to let Revek know that he isn't the only one who's life sucks.

Well I am in Bridgehead (Albert & Bank) doing my normal Lunch time ritual.
And I notice this girl (in my books 7, or 4 beers or Aquafresh girl, the kind of girl you bring home to mom).
She has a grey laptop with a crApple logo on it.
And I am thinking I have never seen a gray crApple before, so I kind of focus on it and notice that it is covering a Dell logo (not much better than crApple). I have a smirk on my face thinking of an openner.

So I sit beside her open my book she looks up I make eye contact with my classic sarcastic quizzacle eyebrow and Harrison Ford smile with a little chuckle.

She notices I was laughing at her and asks what is so funny.
Me: The only thing worse than mac users are wannabe mac users.
Her: What?
Me: * Laughing * common you think people can't tell that you are not using a mac? Especially when this side of your computer says Dell.
Her: Oh you mean the logo on the computer, well I had nothing to do with that.
Me: Haha, oh really then why is it there.
Her: Well, my ex boyfriend has some views and opinions and decided to hide the fact that I was using a dell.
Me: Ah, is that why he is your Ex? [Test #1]
Her: Partially, mostly because he is a hippie though
Me: I see, You must be able to breathe easier now that he is your Ex.[Test #2]
Her: huh?
Me: Well, Hippies are generally unhygienic and stink. [Cast #1]
her: *Laughs* That is true, you're funny. [Nibble #1]
Me: Yeah, I get that a lot. [Cast #2]
Her: *Laughs again *, you work around here? [Nibble #2]
Me: Yes up the street
Her: What do you do?
Me: ok it's kinda boring I am a computer programmer
Her: Really?
Me: yes, why?
Her: You don't seem like the type
Me: Yeah, I get that a lot too, I guess I am going to have to get glasses, grow a beard, Computer Logo T-shirts and a pocket protector. This way I will look like a computer programmer. What do you do? [Cast #3]
Her: *Laughs* I am a graphic designer [Nibble #3]
Me: Well shouldn't you be using a real mac then? because that is about the only thing they are good for?
Her: *smiles* yeah I guess, but this does the job, what do you do for fun?
Me: Make pretty girls laugh in coffee shops. [Cast # 4]
Her: *Blushing and laughing* you're cute * Leans in and puts her hand on my thigh * [Bite]
Me: How nice of you to notice *wink*
Her: *Smiles* So what is your name? [Hook]
Me: Aku, you?
Her: Wannabe Mac Girl, What are you reading? [Reel her in]
Me: Post American World
Her: You're political?
Me: uh no, I just like reading about this kind of stuff, book is about how the West has influenced the rest of the world to rise to power. Quite interesting.

Conversation continues with other stuff she basically forgot she had a computer, I forgot about my book. We chatted for a good 40 mins (I lost track of time)

Me: Well, I have to get going, give me your number and I can continue to make you laugh another time.
Her: * gives me number *, can I get yours?
Me: sure thing
Me: * Give a kiss on the Cheek * get up leave. Nice meeting you talk to you soon.

And she watches me leave and waves as I look back through the window and I wave back.