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What's your zombie contingency plan?


By Stormblade - Posted on 15 April 2009

Have at them, ladies!Have at them, ladies!As those of you who frequent this site know, we worry about zombies. They could be anywhere. As a matter of fact, some unnamed members of the clan (Revek, Q-Bert) often show enough zombie tendencies that there is some fear they may already be infected.

So the good folks at Cracked have offered up several zombie contingency plans. Pick the one that suits you best.

Mine involves having three babes attack them with chainsaws and shotguns. Works for me.

Akuf's picture

There will be pics of my Zombie/Vampire persona...
That is all I can say at the moment

MauriceRevek's picture

If we are infected, you have nothing to worry about. Zombies only go after people with brains.

Stormblade's picture

The Nazi ones chase me all over the place.

Blackwalt's picture

because I am usually hiding behind you.

Graybush's picture

Being "Nazi" zombies, they may only be interested in recruiting you for your Aryan good looks...

Akuf's picture

Have you met Stormblade?

Stormblade's picture

That's an even bigger stretch than the brains thing.

MauriceRevek's picture

Go after fictional brains.

Stormblade's picture

You've encountered real zombies?

I'm not surprised.

Coxxorz's picture

I'm pretty sure I work with some.

MauriceRevek's picture

Consider this.

Zombies are undead.
Vampires are also undead. Vampires are blood suckers. This girl I met was a money sucker. So perhaps she was a Zombie Vampire, and got confused between blood and wallet.

So I guess I have met a zombie.

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