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By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 May 2009

We should have burned the body

It was a short 18 months ago when we made sure that Stormblade wouldn't be bothering us again. But Coxxorz and I lost the body (honestly, I thought he had it). We knew, we knew, that someday that mistake would come back to haunt us.

And that day is nigh!

The resurrection of Stormblade has begun. We have all seen the omens: the taunts on Xbox Live, the emails, the Stormsday Clock (a little too obvious maybe). The raising of his corpse will require a ceremony. A ritual steeped in secrecy, from out of the depths of time, an official Herd of Cats Lan Party.

Join us for:

It came from Colorado: the Return of (zombie) Stormblade




Returning to the Scene of the Crime:

Friday May 15, 2009, almost 18 months later, as we once again gather in Blackwalt's Basement. Anytime after work. (I will have the afternoon off).

We will research the best methodology for the proper killing and disposal of Zombies. Not of any particular Zombie, of course. Really. Honest.

Zombie Reference Materials:

  • Call of Duty Zombie Mode
  • Saints Row 2; Zombie Uprising
  • Left 4 Dead
  • Dead Rising
  • Viva Piñata

    Initiates:
    Basement rearrangement will be required depending on the numbers, so RSVP. We hope to have it running through Live so individuals can attend virtually.

    Required Zombie Survival Gear:

    • booze
    • Xbox 360
    • Xbox 360 games
    • power bars
    • monitor
    • network cables
    • headphones with inline volume control
    • Nerf shotgun (remember there is only one target this time)

    It is recommended to label everything before you arrive, as the host will claim any loose unclaimed items for later sale on eBay. And my definition of loose is vague.

  • Swag's picture

    Coxxorz's picture

    Had to look that up, I hadn't seen it yet. Be careful everyone... whatever you do, don't give him anything!!!
    http://www.allsp.com/l.php?id=e160

    Swag's picture

    But they are not human.

    Coxxorz's picture

    Less than 24 hours left!

    SEAL THE BORDERS!!! ALERT THE MILITARY!!!

    Stormblade's picture

    You guys are confused. The Stormsday Clock is off by a day. I will not be crossing the border until around 5PM on Friday!

    Coxxorz's picture

    All those Stormblade faces were freaking me out.

    You may have to clear cache/refresh/recompile kernel to see the reset clock.

    Graybush's picture

    this could be a clever ruse. Don't let your guard down.

    Stormblade's picture

    This is me you're talking about.

    Coxxorz's picture

    Don't forget you're crossing several time zones.

    Stormblade's picture

    and I am coming for your braaiiinnnnssss.

    Akuf's picture

    By then you will have some...

    Coxxorz's picture

    n/t

    Graybush's picture

    Power of Graybush", I will be there.

    Q-Bert's picture

    Gabba will be there....

    Coxxorz's picture

    To see if anyone was paying attention.

    MauriceRevek's picture

    Until you claim a pinata, it looks all gray. Just like a zombie. But we don't get to kill them.

    Coxxorz's picture

    Are you saying in Viva Pinata, you don't get to beat the living crap out of Pinatas? WTF is the point of a game about Pinatas then?!

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