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Disaster Piece Theatre The Sequel?


By Akuf - Posted on 12 May 2009

Well as a lot of you know I am little on the crazy side (ok I am nuts). I have no fear (ok just commitment) which results in me being a total klutz and accident prone from time to time (ok all the time).

Well a friend send me this:

Guess what I am going to attempt tomorrow at the gym....

Coxxorz's picture

How did it go?

Akuf's picture

My First attempt I was I flipped to stupid ball changed towards the post and land ass first into the stage.

Second attempt I actually got the flip but landed flat on my stomach.

After that I went and hit on the gym cats

MauriceRevek's picture

I am having trouble deciphering the first sentance. Were you trying to say:

On my first attempt, I was flipped. The stupid ball changed direction towards the post, and I landed ass first into (onto?) the stage.

Akuf's picture

it was into...the boards broke.

MauriceRevek's picture

Video?

Akuf's picture

The stage was being 'replaced'

Coxxorz's picture

Especially if you haven't mastered the standing backflip first.

Akuf's picture

There will be videos.

Actually speaking of videos last week I hit a milestone. I bench pressed 405lbs though admittedly with completely bad form which messed up my left shoulder and wrenched my left knee (the robotic one). So it doesn't count. There is a cell phone video that someone took. I am sure it will be on youtube eventually.

Dark Nightowl's picture

How do people come up with stuff like this?
I want to see the blooper reel of failed attempts... where are the face plants?

Akuf's picture

works out you will see me doing this:

Maybe less the costume though.

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