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By Coxxorz - Posted on 15 May 2009

Science, or Devil Worship?Science, or Devil Worship?Our roving reporter has just submitted some spy photos of mysterious goings-on at the Blackwalt Estate.

Local residents have been complaining for days about random power surges, and strange noises and smells emanating from the secluded home of Sigfried von Blackwalt, of the eccentric von Blackwalt clan of St. Catharines.

When asked about their reclusive neighbours, long-time area resident Biff "The Knife" Stabberson said: "I dunno what they'se doin' in thar, but I'd stay away if I was you. I seen at least a dozen truckloads of gravel go in there, as if they're tryin' ta bury somethin' permanent-like. I'm afeared ta go out at night, an' I'm the local drug lord!"

Other neighbours refused to go on record, citing personal safety reasons, although several suggested the von Blackwalts have strong links to the occult. Others blame their affiliation with the Nazi party, claiming the estate is regularly being used as some sort of rally headquarters. The two are probably not related.

This can't be good.This can't be good.

Reading from a prepared statement Thursday, clan leader Sigfried von Blackwalt stated "I am not doing anything illegal here, at all. People should stop harassing me. That nosey reporter who claimed I was running a secret laboratory should have his puny 1,236.8 gram brain examined."

Local police have stepped up patrols in the area, but have so far declined to comment on the complaints, or the recent rash of apparent grave robberies at the nearby cemetery.

Akuf's picture

Supposed to be the sequel to the Emperor's Opal?

Stormblade's picture

Lost Ark's been done.

A Troll's picture

Since I have never met any of you, I have to ask these questions.

Stormblade's picture

Is Blackwalt. And he's kneeling, not short.

A Troll's picture

It was just a question. So who is the other person?

Stormblade's picture

The point of my reply was to point out that you only got the short part wrong.

Blackwalt got it. I had to watch my food carefully all weekend.

Coxxorz's picture

And I don't find Storm's reply "touchy", he was simply correcting your terrible observation skills. Or are you blind or something?

A Troll's picture

that caused me to think he was short. Of course, being short is relative I guess. You and Stormblade could be 5 feet tall for all I know.

 Why yes, I am visually impaired. I have terrible eye site, and if there is not something interesting in an image I do not take a very long time to study it. Why do you think I suck so bad in shooting games?

Coxxorz's picture

Storm, Blackwalt and I are all over 6 feet, with perfect eyesight. But then we don't have as many chemical additives in our food up here, and our water doesn't come from recycled urine.

A Troll's picture

and get the cool new toys sooner.

Coxxorz's picture

The cold weather conveniently kills off the hobos every year, keeping our homeless rate down (not to mention zombies).

As for toys, we're closer to China than you are!

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