Well, it's technically a fashion accessory

I'd rather live thanks

My first thought on seeing this was that Guba could have a Tactical Vest to match mine.

I then realized that the only attachment she would need was a bag to carry my ashes in. Once she was done cremating me with her eyes.

Still I post this in case one of you might be looking for the perfect gift for your significant other. Sorry Moricerevek, they don't seem to come in your size. Swag might be okay though.

http://tacticalcorsets.com/