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By Stormblade - Posted on 23 June 2009

Not quite the Lexicon of Death, but entertaining anyway.

Here's a sample:

n00b tube (noun) [newb toob]
1) an extension to any assault rifle that results in an unfair amount of damage on the enemy. Normally found in the earlier levels for the less competent gamer.

I can't believe that asshole is still using a n00b tube, he's a level 55!

I would add:

2) Coxxorz's primary weapon.

For some reason they have Crawler, but not Floor Guy. n00bs.

Coxxorz's picture

I told you it was Crawler.

I don't see why they make a distinction between Spawn Camper and Spawn Killer. Seems like the same thing to me.

A Troll's picture

This is the General Public we are talking about. Have you forgotten the geniuses who shoot their mouth off when you are in the lobby (especially you)?

Coxxorz's picture

They did seem to single out a couple of game elements (grenade launcher, Juggernaut) as giving an "unfair advantage". When in fact you could argue that any weapon or perk gives an advantage in some way.

So anybody that starts nitpicking like that is clearly a whiner and deserving of our scorn and ridicule!

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