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For Revek: 10 More Signs You've Been Single Too Long


By Q-Bert - Posted on 18 July 2009

From this article:

10- You assume you repulse all women, not that you would be wrong...

9- You develop bad eating habits, or cook chilly constantly

8- You gush about your feelings to women, or worse, to guys...

7- Your dating standards plummet, if you even bother to date

6- You get a cat, or two

5- You surf mail-order bride sites "out of curiousity"

4- You look at female friends as potential girlfriends, constantly

3- You play too many video games, everyday

2- You consider your mother's dating advice, even when she's a nun

1- You Google old flames

I figure Revek is scoring at least 7 to 8 on these...

As for Swag, well, he'll have to report on his own.

Swag's picture

That I only do about 2-3.

Btw, why is #4 a bad thing? Doesn't ladder theory say that all female friends are really girls that you want to have sex with?

Akuf's picture

Btw, why is #4 a bad thing? Doesn't ladder theory say that all female friends are really girls that you want to have sex with?

It's not a bad thing, but you have to realize the key word there is constantly reeks of desperation and believe me they (women) know and can smell it a mile away!.

You have to look at it this way men feel attraction like a switch it's either on or off. Women feel attraction like a dial it goes up or down. But usually when it goes down you will be hard pressed to get her to turn it up again.

The other point is that instead of wasting time with someone that you should know is just a friend try finding someone else. This can be a good thing for two reasons if the original friend see's that you are out doing other stuff with other girls she may see a side of you she did not have noticed before this may turn her dial up. The second thing is, well you met someone new, but care not to fall into the aforementioned Top 10 signs, otherwise it will be the friend zone with you.

Swag's picture

Why can't everyone just have a switch, it would be much easier that way. But I suppose that women have more at stake biologically (the whole 9 month thing), when choosing a mate, so maybe that's why they have to be more cautious.

Akuf's picture

is #1 plural?

Coxxorz's picture

Had to think about that for a sec. Good one.

MauriceRevek's picture

Slowly. Japanese Lady Bugs.. Enema...

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