Happy Birthday (U Suck) dear Stormblade

This is my first Flash project ever and is based on the card below that I gave to Stormblade for his birthday.


Here is the outside of the card: Yes that is the UPC code for
The History Channel: Civil War, A Nation Divided. I knew you would recognize it

Here is the inside of the card: The digital version without signatures

Here is the inside of the card, signed: This is the analog version which I had to scan in.
The barely visible squiggle on the left is Rolly's signature..

And we bought Stormblade two items for his birthday. An Xbox 360 game and an Xbox 360 controller. Yes, I know. We were generous this year. Images of the items are shown below just so you can partake in his joy.

I have no idea either: But it was on sale! And it has two player co-op.

It's beautiful!: And very, very pink. Very. Pink.

The following shopping conversation between Coxxorz and Blackwalt may or may not have taken place exactly as recorded:

Coxxorz: "Look, he's got pink controllers."
Blackwalt: "Excellent" (grabbing one)
Coxxorz: "You're buying one?" (with a very dubious look)
Blackwalt: "It's for Stormblade!"
Coxxorz: "Oh. Need any money?"
Blackwalt: "No, I'm good."

And as you all know:

A gift isn't perfect until it's wrapped properly.

Because he doesn't hate me enough.