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I'm Batman and you're Robin
Rolly and Blackwalt have a bedtime conversation
Rolly: "I'm Batman and you're Robin."
Me: "Okay..."
Rolly: "You can borrow my Bat-things if you want."
Me: "How about some Bat-a-rangs?"
Rolly: "No, you have your own."
Me: "Can I borrow the Batmobile?"
Rolly: "No, I have to drive it."
Me: "Okay, how about the Batplane?"
Rolly: "No, I'm using it."
Me: "So. When you said I could borrow some of your Bat-things what exactly did you mean?"
Rolly: "You could borrow the Bat-wing."
Me: "Oh. Okay."
Rolly: "Or the Bat-sub. And you could have the Bat-copter."
Me: "Sure."
Rolly: "But you have to share them with me."
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Replace Me with stormblade
And Rolly with blackwalt
And it will be the same
Blackwalt: "I'm Batman and you're Robin."
Stormblade: "Okay..."
Blackwalt: "You can borrow my Bat-things if you want."
Stormblade: "How about some Bat-a-rangs?"
Blackwalt: "No, you have your own."
Stormblade: "Can I borrow the Batmobile?"
Blackwalt: "No, I have to drive it."
Stormblade: "Okay, how about the Batplane?"
Blackwalt: "No, I'm using it."
Stormblade: "So. When you said I could borrow some of your Bat-things what exactly did you mean?"
Blackwalt: "You could have the Bat-crap."
Stormblade: "Oh. Okay."
Blackwalt: "Or maybe the Bat-turds. And you could have the Bat-gun, but with no Bat-bullets. I'm going to need those."
Stormblade: "Sure."
Blackwalt: "But you have to share them with me."
Stormblade: "I hate you."
This conversation is SO possible.
And a little disturbing.
We've had that conversation.
Not saying that you are predictable.
Nope. Not at all.
[reply]
I hate you.
n/t
He took out the Loathe word. I guess I must be special now. He usually only reserves that for Blackwalt.
Excuse me while I wipe away a tear.
There's an important life lesson right there about sharing. I hope you're taking notes.