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I'm Batman and you're Robin


By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 August 2009

Rolly and Blackwalt have a bedtime conversation

Rolly: "I'm Batman and you're Robin."

Me: "Okay..."

Rolly: "You can borrow my Bat-things if you want."

Me: "How about some Bat-a-rangs?"

Rolly: "No, you have your own."

Me: "Can I borrow the Batmobile?"

Rolly: "No, I have to drive it."

Me: "Okay, how about the Batplane?"

Rolly: "No, I'm using it."

Me: "So. When you said I could borrow some of your Bat-things what exactly did you mean?"

Rolly: "You could borrow the Bat-wing."

Me: "Oh. Okay."

Rolly: "Or the Bat-sub. And you could have the Bat-copter."

Me: "Sure."

Rolly: "But you have to share them with me."

Akuf's picture

Replace Me with stormblade
And Rolly with blackwalt

And it will be the same

MauriceRevek's picture

Blackwalt: "I'm Batman and you're Robin."

Stormblade: "Okay..."

Blackwalt: "You can borrow my Bat-things if you want."

Stormblade: "How about some Bat-a-rangs?"

Blackwalt: "No, you have your own."

Stormblade: "Can I borrow the Batmobile?"

Blackwalt: "No, I have to drive it."

Stormblade: "Okay, how about the Batplane?"

Blackwalt: "No, I'm using it."

Stormblade: "So. When you said I could borrow some of your Bat-things what exactly did you mean?"

Blackwalt: "You could have the Bat-crap."

Stormblade: "Oh. Okay."

Blackwalt: "Or maybe the Bat-turds. And you could have the Bat-gun, but with no Bat-bullets. I'm going to need those."

Stormblade: "Sure."

Blackwalt: "But you have to share them with me."

Stormblade: "I hate you."

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This conversation is SO possible.

And a little disturbing.

Blackwalt's picture

We've had that conversation.

MauriceRevek's picture

Not saying that you are predictable.

Nope. Not at all.

[reply]

I hate you.

Stormblade's picture

n/t

MauriceRevek's picture

He took out the Loathe word. I guess I must be special now. He usually only reserves that for Blackwalt.

Excuse me while I wipe away a tear.

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There's an important life lesson right there about sharing. I hope you're taking notes.

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