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Pink vs. Blue – Xbox 360 controllers


By Blackwalt - Posted on 02 October 2007

Why does this seem wrong?

Microsoft has announced the release of new Pink and Blue wireless Xbox 360 controllers.

I guess this is so that gamers can properly accessorize their controllers with their wardrobe. I guess that the Pink controller will help Q-Bert.

Microsoft also points out that the Instruction Manual for the Xbox 360 controller is available online. I would suspect that a quick perusal of the controller manual might be of some use in improving the Halo 3 skills of some of our herd members. You know who you are.

Q-Bert's picture

but my Xbox is not wireless.

Blackwalt's picture

All Xbox 360s are wireless.

It's built in to all of them and they all support Wireless controllers and Headsets out of the box.

Only wireless networking needs an add on.

Q-Bert's picture

the person who game me my current Xbox explained this to me very well, obviously...
Especially when he told me to use the WIRED controller with it...
Gee, who was that again ?

MauriceRevek's picture

He said to use the Wired Controller that he left behind. That was to imply that he was not leaving you one of his wireless controllers. He felt that he was generous enough just leaving you a X-Box 360, and that you did not merit a wireless controller as well.

Your gonna have to do more than give him pictures of your hairy chest for a wireless controller.

Q-Bert's picture

Why would I bother him for his wireless controller, when there is a perfectly functional wireless controller already in the house ??

MauriceRevek's picture

You will have to pry it from my cold dead hands!

Q-Bert's picture

I know where you sleep...

Blackwalt's picture

Particularly when I need all three of them...

I think I am being generous enough loaning you my wired controller.

Noir's picture

One would think that Microsoft would maybe do a Red vs Blue themed controllers? But you know, Microsoft is trying to reach out to those 12 year old girls to play games like Bioshock, Gears of War, and Halo 3. :)

Q-Bert: Cool, I got my new light red controller.

Rest of the world: That's not red, that's Pink.

So are we officially renaming Q-Bert ot Loser-Bert? Are we Dilbertising our names?

MoreBert
BlackBert
StormBert
CoxBert
ReBert or RevBert
IceBert
TrebAkufadumai

Stormblade's picture

That one was aimed directly at Q-Bert, after brushing off two HOC events in a row. If he gets to three, I will have to think of something more original.

Blackwalt's picture

That you would learn to sign-in already!

Stormblade's picture

We'll need to find a way to imprint 'Pussy' on one of the pink ones and give it to Loser-Bert for Christmas.

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