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What would happen if Swag made a sex doll


By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 September 2009

Sorry Swag but I already picked on Moricerevek today

Let's just stay friendsLet's just stay friends

I saw this write up on wwtdd and stole it shamelessly because it was hilarious and I had to share it.

So "What would happen if Swag made a sex doll..."

    ...But after I got done it told me it was gay. So I made another one, who turned out to be real religious. Number 3 was married. Robots 4, 5, and 6 claimed to not speak english, while robots 8-15 all valued me as a friend too much to risk losing me after a physical relationship. And I said, “but … but you’re a sex robot.” And it rubbed the side of my arm and said, “I know. I know.”

    - Tyler Durden

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Maybe I should be more like Aku, as he would not have let any of those stop him.

Nah, just kidding.

MauriceRevek's picture

He would have begged and whined until they gave in, then make up some funny story to tell us about how he seduced them.

Akuf's picture

Begged and Whined?

Akuf's picture

Wined and Banged

Graybush's picture

How 'bout that local sports team ?.....

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Stormblade's picture

Multi-gender audience possessing educated, independently minded women with potentially lethal personalities.

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Coxxorz's picture

Maybe.

Akuf's picture

oh...

oops

I think

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Coxxorz's picture

There may yet be hope.

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