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Stormblade Death Watch: Week 1
It has been rumoured that Stormblade is not, in fact, dead... and has been spotted roaming the suburbs in a moose costume with Halo pyjama pants. If you encounter such a creature, DO NOT approach it. Keep your windows closed, and maintain a safe distance.
We're going to attempt to lure him out tonight with a rousing game of Gears of War 2. If successful, we'll proceed with live capture and tagging, in an effort to pinpoint his current territorial boundaries and migration routes. So please excuse the audio-on version of the HoC Nite graphic. It's known that music soothes the beast, and he is easily startled.