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Did someone at Fedex fail geography?


By Blackwalt - Posted on 02 December 2009

The theoretical destination of this package is Ottawa, ON

Anyone know where Memphis is? I am pretty sure it's nowhere near Ottawa. Wonder if I'll ever see this package?

MauriceRevek's picture

What exactly did you order that would fail custom clearing? Could it have failed x-Ray? Did you order the terminator life size replica with realistic silicon skin?

Guba's picture

The guys at FedEX know you have angered the Guba and don't want to deliver.

Stormblade's picture

One of the key directives in my life is don't anger the Guba.

But it's fun watching Blackwalt do it.

Coxxorz's picture

No, actually I haven't.

Good luck with that.

Q-Bert's picture

Buyer: "Do you have Elvis CDs here?"
Clerk: "Elvis died in Memphis sir..."

Hmmmm, that joke is way funnier in French:

"Elvis a'tu des CD chez vous ?"
"Elvis est decede a Memphis messieur..."

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