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Revek's wedding?


By Akuf - Posted on 07 December 2009

Most embarrassing wedding video ever. Groomsmen re-enact scene from Superman II. Bride files for annulment as it turns out she's more of a Marvel fan than DC.

Swag's picture

this time. But this wedding stunt was pretty lame.

And why is it you always post wedding videos? Are you trying to tell us something?

Akuf's picture

I finally had to fess up and admit the Chinup Girl is no longer my statistical significant other we are going to tie the knot in Dominican Republic on February 31st. We will send formal invites out soon.

BTW, swag, you should probably change your Facebook picture, you look like a crack whore.

Swag's picture

Thanks for reminding me, I hate that picture.

Q-Bert's picture

I finally had to fess up and admit the Chinup Girl is no longer my statistical significant other we are going to tie the knot in Dominican Republic on February 31st.

OK, I am really trying to figure out if it's good news or bad news inside this sentence. Perhaps some additional punctuation might be beneficial ?

Akuf's picture

in a hurry when I was typing it
I just re-read it myself and had to laugh....

Translation:

I have finally come to terms and forced myself to admit that Chinup Girl is no longer my statistical significant other but my actual significant other. We are going to tie the knot in Dominican Republic on February 31st. We will send formal invites soon. I should have asked in the previous post, for you guys to email me your addresses.

Sorry Fungster but you now have a responsibility.

My apologies.

fungster88's picture

To create a universe which has February 31st and a way to transport guests back & forward. No problem. I guess.

Coxxorz's picture

Nice one! Maybe this is Aku's subtle way of saying it will never happen.

Q-Bert's picture

the Dominican Republic doesn't use the same calendar as us...

MauriceRevek's picture

n/t

Akuf's picture

Is a ganga mon?

Is that like the gangsta version of pokemon?

MauriceRevek's picture

You have never been down to the island and been offered some Ganga from the locals?

Akuf's picture

You mean Ganja....

Now it makes sense because you know it's a revek.

Coxxorz's picture

I think it might be time for another Photochop contest up in this piece.

Q-Bert's picture

It's the end of an era.

MauriceRevek's picture

If I ever do anything like that, you have my permission to shoot Q-Bert. Please.

Blackwalt's picture

All of you have my permission to shoot Q-Bert.

Anytime, anywhere. Now even.

Stormblade's picture

You know, just in case she still has any use for him.

I'm not expecting any resistance though.

MauriceRevek's picture

She has a closet full of weaponry just for this occasion. I know. She had me buy them. You should see some of the medieval stuff I was able to find. We will have to find a way to reanimate corpses just to be able to use all of them. We'll have to start calling him Zee-Bert though. Or maybe Zed-Bert. I can't remember how Canadians are supposed to pronounce "Z" anymore.

Q-Bert's picture

... all the accidents that keep happening to me when I'm with Revek and Blackwalt:

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