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Adventures of Aku


By Akuf - Posted on 09 December 2009

Episode: Carded at LCBO

This is just a funny story.

I go to the LCBO following the beginning of the 2009-2010 ice age.
To get a bottle of wine and a steak

I get to the cash
LCBO Girl is probably 25 tops

LCBO Girl: Can I see your ID?

*Typical Aku eyebrow and smirk*
* hand over Driver's license *
Me: Are you just checking to see if you are old enough to date me?

*Laughter all around*
Even Older LCBO Girl was laughing
*LCBO Girl Beat Red*

I sign credit card bill
Hand over and gave her one of Aku's 'bachelor cards'
And said: You don't have to be shy with me.

Look over and older LCBO girl and wink.

Ice's picture

That they sold steak at LCBO. I guess I need to drink more.

Akuf's picture

I was at college square picking up a steak at loblaws and bottle of wine

Swag's picture

n/t

Akuf's picture

On the front it says:
This certifies that you have had
a personal encounter with me
and that you found me warm,
polite, intelligent and funny.
If you use this card you may get a chance to get to know me better
But no touching, I do all the touching.

On that back has all my contact info.

Coxxorz's picture

I didn't know they carded for steak.

MauriceRevek's picture

It's in the red section.

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