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Aku Live at Yuk Yuk's


By Akuf - Posted on 08 February 2010

Tentative date is March 30th.
Once the date is solid will post it.

I hope Revek, swag and Stormblade show up and sit in the front row.

I kid, I kid.

Swag's picture

Actually I know this guy who was on the awesome show "You can't do that on Television" here in Ottawa who is going some stand up soon. I'll have to go check that out.

Coxxorz's picture

I know one person from that show too.

And no, it's not Alanis Morissette.

Swag's picture

*SLIME*

Ugh, great.

It's Chris Bickford (he was there are the end, wore a leather jacket). He even tried to hook my up when he was at my place last week. But I said "No, then I won't have time for BF 1943!".

Actually she wasn't really my type, oh well. Yes, even I have standards.

Coxxorz's picture

I don't know the late 80's cast at all.

So who did he try to hook you up with? Was it Moose?

Swag's picture

She's got to be around 40 now. But I won't complain.

Coxxorz's picture

I'd slime that.

Akuf's picture

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Swag's picture

I said the same thing.

Coxxorz's picture

Wait- didn't you just insult yourself, too?

Swag's picture

Although for the record, I am not that desperate. Yet.

Q-Bert's picture

But that renders like crap on Safari.

Akuf's picture

...your point being?
or your lesson learned?

fungster88's picture

If it is half way through or later, then it is perfect.

Otherwise, I'll pre-drink before showing up to make it more bearable.

MauriceRevek's picture

Tony Lee is going to be there?

Akuf's picture

So you can shake my left hand and give me an orgasm?

Coxxorz's picture

I fucking HATE audience interaction.

Q-Bert's picture

You mean heckling right ?

Coxxorz's picture

That part I enjoy very much.

I mean using unsuspecting audience members as part of the act. Lazy comedy, IMHO.

Akuf's picture

There might be if certain people sit in the front row I may give them the spiderman handshake

Q-Bert's picture

What's a spiderman handshake ?

(Yes, I googled and wikied; nothing)

Akuf's picture

Being as PG13 as possible
Filling your hand with a certain bodily fluid and throwing it in someone's face with the old spiderman motion.

Q-Bert's picture

I should have searched for it on holymotherofgodthatssogrosspedia.org

MauriceRevek's picture

To the lexicon?

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