Revek's Pet Peeves - Seat Slammers

Seat Slammers. A nuisance that nobody should have to endure. Someone who's sole purpose in life is to annoy you during that which should be the most peaceful and contemplative of moments during one's day.

What is a seat Slammer you ask?

This is a germ-a-phobe of such extreme paranoia that the mere thought of grasping a toilet seat for the short duration of lowering it from a raised to a seating position, seems to be as foreign to him as non-gay jokes or references are to Aku. An inedible doughnut to Stormblade. Oh wait. Stormblade can't eat sugar. Rather the idea of a full bottle of beer. A conversation in which not one sarcastic word is uttered.

Rather that grab it, and lower it gently, they merely flick it and send it slamming to the bowl, thus creating a loud and sharp noise, utterly shattering that quiet moment of introspection, or that quick game of Sudoku, you were enjoying.

As if that were not enough, you then have to listen to the endless unravelling of toilet paper that the Seat Slammer must apply to the seat so that his skin does not make direct contact with the plastic.

And then, just to make matters worse, because these people do not think of what they are doing, if they are not using one of those commercial toilets that have a 300 psi flush jet, they clog the toilet with all of the paper that they laid out, thus creating a brown puddle on the floor.

Has anoyone else experienced such an encounter?