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So. Q-Bert.
How's it going?
And now excerpts from Q-Bert's twitter feed. Just in case you thought he meant to keep this private:
- For the next 48 hours, I will possibly make no sense.
- Let's keep a smile on http://jbw53191.blogspot.com/2009/03/procedure.html
- Just came back from Loblaws. Made myself a little Colyte-drinking kit. about 4 hours ago via web
- Knock-out drugs or none... That is the question for tomorrow...
- Made lemon jello, quick-set method....
- Put a Werther's hard candy in my mouth, used a long bendy straw to drink my first 250ml of Colyte. Worked like a charm.
- Nope, body still remembers this procedure. I gagged on my second 250ml. It's not the taste, it's the salty smell.
- Starting to pee buckets, but no rumbling down under...
- Colyte just kicked in.
- Hi mom.
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Why is that colonoscopy technician smiling, and why is he shoving a Wiimote nunchuck up that person's butt?
Also, the sedative they give also works as a date rape drug. SO U WILL GET REAMED AND NOT REMEMBER A THING.
That can be good, or that can be bad.
(and that was two questions.)
And if you overdo it, you actually lose chunks of your long term memory and you can also go a few *days* without a functional short-term memory. I will ask them if I can skip that drug...
I have no idea how you would notice one way or the other.
Let me know when you take it. I have some documents dfor you to sing before you do.
in one sentence. My eyes!
How about I just hum a few bars ?
Top 10 things for which Twitter should NEVER be used:
1- Doumenting what you are doing to prepare fo a colonoscopy
2- Documenting the actual colonoscopy
3- Documenting the post-colonoscopy
4- Documenting visits to the water closet
5- Praising Stormblade
6- Documenting vasectomy
7- Documenting anything that is remotely connected to bodilly functions
8- Anything from Q-Bert
9- Aku thoughts of the day
10- COLONOSCOPY
*barf*
Guess what comes next ? :-)
*stabs out eyes in preparation*
... they will go boldly where no man has gone before.
This is not your first colonoscopy. Therefore other men have gone there before. And by the looks of things, many more will before you die. In fact, I predict that your colon is going to become a virtual highway in the years to come.
With the technology available today, why not just leave a camera in there, and access the live feed via WiFi?
n/t
The wifi camera with googles wifi scanning technology we could create a great app.
Google could target market things like Food, Drink, medication, maybe even condoms.
----- Thinking outside the box -------
Windows... Into the depths of the bowels.