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People already camping out for the iPhone 4


By Coxxorz - Posted on 21 June 2010

American media are reporting that people across the United States are already camped out in front of their neighbourhood Apple stores in hopes of being the first to get their hands on the latest gadget in just a few days.

Even a local Ottawa fanboy has set up camp, despite the iPhone 4 not being available here until at least July. He's been living in front of the Apple store for 5 days, living only on Cheetos and Diet Coke.

"I don't really have a job right now, so I thought 'what the heck'," says the man, who insists his name is simply "Q-Bert".

"I'm not really an Apple fan though, I'm more of a 1337 h@xx0r. I only have a Mac Pro for Linux and an iPhone for keeping in touch with my partners, and a few MacBooks for testing my websites."

When asked what his family thought of his little adventure, Q-Bert responded "Oh shit, the kids!" and quickly fled on foot, abandoning his makeshift residence.

Swag's picture

I knew that he didn't have a job.

Coxxorz's picture

I hear he moonlights for 1/2 Moons.

MauriceRevek's picture

He only lowers his pants half-way?

MauriceRevek's picture

It's not Cheetos and Diet Coke, it's May West and Pepsi.

Coxxorz's picture

Jos Louis and Pepsi.

MauriceRevek's picture

Under normal circumstances, yes, it would be a Jos Louis and Pepsi. But Q-Bert prefers May West. Especially the Double May West.

Coxxorz's picture

But they're basically the same as Wagon Wheels.

Q-Bert's picture

Bullcrap!

Coxxorz's picture

...covered in "chocolate".

MauriceRevek's picture

Deep fried. Everything taste's better when deep fried.

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