Anti-Monkey Butt Sweat Absorber

Yes! You read that right! New from ACME, it's Anti-Monkey Butt Sweat Absorber.

While reading this article [EDIT: Fixed link] on Reuters, I came accross this line:

"Dealing with the Americans is not 'haram' (unclean). It's business," the Karrada store-owner said, asking not to be named. Behind him stood a bottle of "Anti Monkey Butt sweat absorber."

I read the rest of the article, then did a double take.

Wait... What? I went back up to the aformentioned paragraph and re-read the line. Yes, I read it right. This guy had a bottle on his shelf labeled Anti-Monkey Butt Sweat Absorber.

After a quick search on the inter-web, I found this promo page:

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! Aku script overload! Too many options! Initiate self destruct!

On a side note, this is a product that is readilly available on the shelves North-American equestrian stores, and, I daresay, anywhere in the world where there is horseback riding, or any such activity where the person is sitting for extended periods of time. Why did the reporter go out of his way to single out this product? Kind of expected him to finish his article with:

"Did you see that Butthead? He sells Monkey butts. He he he hehe."

"Yeah Bevis. He he he he he he."