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Soccer tips from a four-year-old

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 July 2010

Number one rule

During a conversation with my son leading up to the Blue Sharks next game.

Me: "Okay, so today I want you to do two things: keep an eye on the ball and chase the ball. Okay?"

Rolly: "Okay."

Me: "What's the first thing to remember out there?" (looking for 'have fun').

Rolly: "To not get kicked in the face."

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Is this from experience?
Submitted by Coxxorz on July 30, 2010 - 3:47pm.

Getting kicked in the groin is no picnic either.

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heh...
Submitted by Personal Game R... on July 30, 2010 - 1:38pm.

You're kid is smarter then you are. Not that I'm surprised.

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