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Gentlemen, start your flamethrowers.
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Oh no, I am so scared.
That was clever.
... *you* would ever know "clever".
You are evaluating someone's level of cleverness? Well let's see.... Webster defines Clever as:
clev·er adj \ˈkle-vər\
Definition of CLEVER
1 a : skillful or adroit in using the hands or body : nimble [clever fingers]
Yeah! Right!
b : mentally quick and resourceful [a clever young lawyer]
Yup. He certainly can come up with an excuse for loosing very quick. Lots of mental agility there.
2: marked by wit or ingenuity
Ah yes. Wit. A no-watt wit. And no, that was not a revek or a typo. I'll let you ponder it. Can even add it to the Lexicon of death.
3 dialect
a : good
b : easy to use or handle
Oh give me a bre... Wait a minute. Easy to use or handle.... Let's see.... Maried for over 10 years.... 2 daughters..... Yup, you are easy to use or handle.
Well. I guess that makes you a very clever person. I guess you can comment on other peoples cleverishness.
— clev·er·ish\-v(ə-)rish\ adjective
— clev·er·ly\-vər-lē\ adverb
— clev·er·ness\-vər-nəs\ noun
That makes perfect sense to me.
we really needed a long post like that.