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BBQ at Revek's


By MauriceRevek - Posted on 06 September 2010

Aku came over to my place tonight for a BBQ steak. This was the conversation:

Aku: blah blah blah

Revek: Yada yada yada

(some time passes)

Aku: Oh! Creative thought! Gimme a pen and paper.

Revek: aaaahhhh. ok, here.

Aku: *scrible* *scrible* *scrible*

Aku: How do you spell inanimate?

Revek: *blink* *blink*

Aku: What?

Revek: YOU are asking ME, Revek, how to spell?

Aku: LOL. Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll look it up on my phone dictionary.

Revek: Wait, before you do, this is how you spell it: I N A N I M A T E. Now check your dictionary and tell me I am right!

Aku: *poke* *poke* *poke* *wait* *wait* *wait*

Aku: Ha! You're right!

Revek: Yes! Woohoo!

Swag's picture

Revek invites Aku over, alone, and Aku gets inspired to write erotic poetry about a hard, long, inanimate object? Wow.

Akuf's picture

Swag actually posted something that is worth reading and even warranted a chuckle!

But if he was there I probably would have been inspired to take a dump and write about useless shit.

Coxxorz's picture

But I'm dying to know what this creative thought was!

Akuf's picture

As I stare at your beautiful slender body lying on the floor
My arousal is heightened by your beauty.
I walk towards you and pick you up with both my hands.
I pull your body close to me and caress you from top to bottom.
I start to feel a heightened lust as I grab you by the neck and squeeze tightly.
I begin to swing your body around with excitement and my lust grows higher.
I now begin to smash your beautiful head against inanimate objects over and over again
I start to growl with excitement as I feel the ecstasy of gold!
And this Veronica is how I express my affection for you.
My beautiful sixteen pound sledgehammer

Coxxorz's picture

We should have a poetry contest! The prize could be a Rhyming Dictionary.

Akuf's picture

How uncultured you are

Coxxorz's picture

Please don't flip your lid.

Q-Bert's picture

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Coxxorz's picture

There once was a man named Akuf
Whose testosterone went through the roof
Til at last with a hammer
They silenced his clamour
By smashing him in the face.

Akuf's picture

There once was a man named coxxorz
Whose name reminds me of some past wh*res.
I may get in trouble here by saying all this
But even the memories of these wh*res sometimes brings me bliss
I am going to end this now for fear of being banned
So please admins just slap my left hand.

Akuf's picture

There once was a man named coxxorz
Whose name reminds me of some past wh*res.
I may get in trouble here by saying all this
But even the memories of these wh*res sometimes brings me bliss
I am going to end this now for fear of being banned
So please admins just slap my left hand.

MauriceRevek's picture

There was the other part of the conversation:

Revek: So what was your creative thought?

Aku: *starts reading the first two lines of his poem*

Revek: STOP! You came over for a BBQ and chilling at my place, and got inspired to write that while in my presence?

Aku: LOL! Wait until you hear the rest of it.

Revek: Not sure if I want to know where this is going...

Aku: *reads the rest of his poem*

Revek: Ah. I see. Fantasies about inanimate objects. Sounds like my sex life.

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