Public Restroom Rules

Some of those comments are great:

"Working at a Kroger's once there was a huge mess in the woman's bathroom and my manager told me to clean it up. I walked into that bathroom to be faced with absolute horror. There was diarrhea all over the floor of the handicap stall. On the door peg, where you hang up your coat while you sit on the porcelain throne, there was a pair of panties covered in shit. Not just a little shit stain, the only thing free from shit was a small part of the elastic band. Floating in the shit like a little boat of hope was a maxipad with a blood stain. How that survived and her underwear didn't, I'll never know. I stood there in awe and wondered how the hell this lady made it out of the store with out anyone noticing she was covered in shit. After a brief thought, I did what any normal human being would, I turned in my uniform and left."

Fantistic.

But I did not notice that one of the streams was white.