Adevntures of Aku

DISCLAIMER Revek has become my official censor so if anyone gets offended blame him....

Episode: Perfect Eyesight.....

So, I was at Starbucks on Pinecrest ordered a coffee sat down with my book like I always do. When someone comes up and exclaims "AKU, Oh My god haven't seen you in so long" *arms come out for hug* this is one of my ex girlfriends from waaay back. She still looked good but no where near what she looked like back then.

So here is what happened

Aku: Blah, Blah, Blah,
Ex: Blah, Blah, Blah,

Ex: So you still living downtown?
Aku: No, living I am in the burbs...
Ex: Oh really? I can't picture you with a white picket fence?!?!
Aku: Haha, well I am not the partier I once was.

Aku: Blah, Blah, Blah,
Ex: Blah, Blah, Blah,

Ex: So, can you show me your new place?
Aku: sure, I guess
Ex: Oh common, let's get a bottle of wine while we are at it...

** UH OH **
Now keep in mind I am usually the nice guy. But I am glutton for punishment. At this point we head to LCBO at college square. She gets a decent bottle of wine. I told her let's go to Nicastro's and get some "wine food" and she got that as well pushing my wallet away. At this point I am thinking *frak*.

We get back to my place and we start chatting...

*Some time passes*

She gets up and looks in the mirror..
Ex: I feel old and ugly...
Aku: *silent*
Ex: *looks at me* what do you think?
Aku: *Silent*
Ex: Oh Common, Aku, make me feel better pay me a compliment...
Aku: *Classic Aku smirk* Well your eyesight is perfect..