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Skyline Review
It's confirmed this is definitely another Revek movie.
My review of the movie Skyline: I think getting impaled by a red hot fire poker followed by having both my eyes scooped out and getting skull fucked in the eye sockets by a giant gorilla would be a much more enjoyable experience!
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you call this a review? Nothing about the movie. Just a opinion of Aku!
I think the point is to explain exactly how bad it is, not to inflict us with its horrific details.
I, for one, got the message loud and clear, and will be giving this one a pass.
n/t
Stupid blackmail.
n/t
Maybe I can convince her you're not old enough, and we'll have to see Megamind instead.
Mrs. Coxxorz? I'd rather see Megamind.
I wish I'd seen Megamind. Or anything else, really.
TIP: Get drunk prior to watching this movie.
You really wasted your time with this movie?
Blackmail is a terrible thing.
Get a pager, say that it is for dire work emergencies. Then tell us whenever you need a courtesy page.
We're here for ya, man.
Coxxorz: Ok guys, need an energency page at 7:05 pm tonight. Going see a movie I have no desire in seeing.
Blackwalt: Understood. I'm there for ya buddy.
Aku: If I remember. I will probably be too busy entertaining the chicks.
Swag: Don't have a cell plan that allows me to do messaging.
Q-Bert: On it. I'll write a script and compile it with my new kernel to auto message you when you request it.
Stormblade: Swag.
Revek: Certainly. Would that be 1 page per minute for 60 minutes, or 60 pages per minute for 60 minutes. I'll go for 60 per minute.
7:05 comes around.
lights go out, previews start.
[silence]
7:30
Previews have finished, move starts.
[silence]
7:35
Writer was so crappy that he gave away at the very begining how the movie will end.
[silence]
7:59
Boredom has reached a level that you are comtemplating various ways to rip out your fingernails.
When are those pages going to com in?
[silence]
9:00
OMFK! When will this movie end? What are they doing?
[silence]
11:00
End credits have started
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Blackwalt
You suck!
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Stormblade
Swag.
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Revek
Can you read me now?
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Revek
Can you read me now?
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Revek
Can you read me now?
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Revek
Can you read me now?
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Revek
Can you read me now?
[BEEP!] Message received
FROM: Revek
Can you read me now?
Are you sure you want to put the responsibility of notification in our hands?
If only I could stop you guys from paging me at the most inappropriate times.
like hitting an 11 killstreak and trying to find a place to hide so no one jacks your chopper-gunner reward... ???? boy that would suck.