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The first rule of Aku Club

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 December 2010

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Submitted by Akuf on December 15, 2010 - 10:37am.

The club is very exclusive, do not approach Aku or anyone surrounding him in anyway, unless he acknowledges your existence
Continued from number 1 if you are acknowledged and Aku is surrounded by women, do not approach if you:
1. Are wearing something geeky
2. Have no idea how to talk to women
3. Have no idea how to act in social settings
4. Can not talk about anything other than something geeky this includes but not limited to:
  1. Animee
  2. Video Games
  3. Zombies
  4. Movies that as a geek you think are good but the rest of the world thinks is terrible
  5. Comic Books
5. are 60 year old virgin that still lives with mommy (fungster understands this one, I think revek does as well, and not it is not a reference to Revek)
6. are swag
Do not appear uninvited to any party organized by Aku or one of his fellow PUAs.

This is a limited list and there are other rules...

Meh

Submitted by MauriceRevek on December 15, 2010 - 12:53pm.

Not much for originality or creativity. More like a 5 year old in school going "I'm the cool kid and if you want to be part of the cool kid club, well you can't. So nya"

I think it should be like:

1. If your name is Stormblade, you must wear a pink tutu.

2. Upon arriving, you must recite the Aku Club moto. ( I won't post what my thoughts of what it should be here, as it would change the post rating to NSHC (Not Safe for Human Consumption))

3. You must be able to name the top 5 Nascar drivers, in order.

4. Must posses an uncanny ability at doing harm to yourself. Including, but not limited to:
Waling into glass pane doors. Bonus if you do it because of beautiful women.
Extra bonus if she sees you walking into door and laughs.

Think you can fly and leap from the top of a stairwell, only to realize you cannot.
Bonus if you can do a Wile E. Coyote mid air flop before crash landing.

Wake up in someone else's house, and have no clue how you got there.

5. Must be capable of putting Aku directly into harms way. Example:

In a bar, if you see Aku standing alone behind the biggest, ugliest beast possible, walk up behind him, say at the top of your voice "I want to bang the fattest chick here" then walk away far enough to watch said beast turn around, only to see Aku there and start sizing him up. The look of panick on his face is priceless. ( No, I did not do this too him, but anytime we get together for beer with the perpetrator of this gag, it innevitably comes up in the conversation)

Ummm huh????

Submitted by Akuf on December 15, 2010 - 1:54pm.

1. If your name is Stormblade, you must wear a pink tutu.
I agree, though he would be replacing you for the comic relief so bring him out next time

2. Upon arriving, you must recite the Aku Club moto. ( I won't post what my thoughts of what it should be here, as it would change the post rating to NSHC (Not Safe for Human Consumption))
Please do post it...

3. You must be able to name the top 5 Nascar drivers, in order.
I could not name one, WTF are you getting this from?

Think you can fly and leap from the top of a stairwell, only to realize you cannot.
Bonus if you can do a Wile E. Coyote mid air flop before crash landing.

Wake up in someone else's house, and have no clue how you got there.
Ok these I will give you, as yes I admit I am a Disaster Piece as illustrated here and here

5. Must be capable of putting Aku directly into harms way. Example: