Adventures of Aku

May, or may not, be the doctor in question...
Episode: Surgeon has nice hands...

So as some of you know, I had some kind of skin infection on my left leg. It had to get lanced off. So, off to the hospital I go. My appointment was for 8:30am and they told me to be there for 8 to fill out paper work etc. I get there at about 7:45 do the paper work have a seat in the waiting room. 8:30 rolls by then 8:45, 9:00 at this point I am like hmmmm... I get up and ask what was going on apparently the doctor wasn't in yet (surprise, surprise, freakin jackass I am thinking) 10:30 rolls around and I am finally directed to a room. I change and now I am sitting there waiting. 11:00 Door opens and my eyes nearly fall out of my head. The doctor is this absolutely gorgeous woman (my first thought Heather Locklear 20 years younger with dark hair).

DR: Hello Mr. Akufadumamai, I am Dr. gorgeous how are you today.
ME: Dr please call me Aku, well I am fine except for this thing *points at leg*
DR: Let's have a look...

She bends down slightly in front of me and I am thinking Estelle Getty to prevent myself from rising to the occasion. So of course I am looking at certain part of her body and wondering if they were real or not.

DR: This should not take long.

She leaves returns a couple of minutes later with this contraption.

ME: Hey Dr Gorgeous, I couldn't help noticing but you have really nice hands.
DR: Why thank you....

She lies me down ties my leg up and now I am thinking really dirty thoughts.
She sprays this stuff on my leg. And proceeds to scrape off the crap.

ME: Be careful with that thing.
DR: Don't worry Aku, I won't slip. *Double blinks, with Sardonic chuckle and look on her face*
And I am thinking hmmm, that is a good sign.

Finishes the scraping.

Dr: Ok Aku, you're done.

I get dressed.
I pull out of my PUA cards and hand it to her and say:

If you are ever curious here is how you find me.

I wink, start backing away and say have a great day.

And now the waiting game begins....