It's a very Mer-Rye Christmas

it was my favorite time of year...

So I am not exactly sure what happened this Christmas. I know I was low on rye going in - only half a 60 oz of Forty Creek left. I came out of Christmas with a rich bounty of rye – all sorts of rye.

• 40 oz of Forty Creek (with two embossed glasses)
• 40 oz of Canadian Club(with four! embossed glasses)
• 60 oz of Crown Royal

This is good on so many levels. Now I can no longer be accused of always drinking the same thing. With such a spectrum of ryes available I can have a different drink every night! And I probably will.

Last night was Forty Creek. Tonight I am thinking… Crown Royal.  Hard to believe people always accuse me of drinking the same thing! That's just crazy talk. I am nothing but adventurous – always trying different things!

In fact, I think I am going to give up mixing my rye with coke. I know!

I think it's time to mix my rye with...

Wait for it.

More rye! Yes! Genius I know.

Although I am not sure if the space/time continuum is ready for mixing three brands of Rye together. I wonder if this is anything like mixing matter and anti-matter together?

Will there be a cosmic implosion? A small bang, so to speak? Will I accidentally creating a micro-universe inside my liquor cabinet? 

Cause that would be totally awesome! Don't worry, though - with great power comes great responsibility - I will be a benevolent supreme being.

Mostly. 

Under my rule my micro-universe will only have one command:

I will command them to make more rye! 

Otherwise, why even keep them around?