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By Stormblade - Posted on 09 February 2011

Unfortunately, I think I've used every one of these.

Coxxorz's picture

Ad Production Monkey: "It's preflighting".

Swag's picture

Even I've done one of these.

Q-Bert's picture

You've never compiled anythig in your life.

Especially not a kernel...

Stormblade's picture

I have not, unlike you Maestro, ever compiled a kernel. But I have compiled code that actually worked.

MauriceRevek's picture

But everybody, and I mean everybody, can write:

response.Write("Hello world!")

or

10 PRINT "Hello world!"

and it will compile.

Q-Bert's picture

response.Write("Hello world!")

That's ASP, an interpreted language. You don't compile that.

10 PRINT "Hello world!"

That's BASIC, an interpreted language. You don't compile that.

But you are a VB programmer, what do you know....

Compiler

Interpreter

If you had quoted C, C++, Pascal, FORTRAN, COBOL, even Perl, I would have let it go...

But ASP and BASIC ? Get some balls and learn to code a real language.

Coxxorz's picture

It uses Hollerith cards...

Akuf's picture

Oh the many, many years that I have said this to both Revek and Ferret Boy**....

LOL....

** Revek knows who Ferret boy is....

MauriceRevek's picture

They are still compiled to either an exe or a dll. That they require an aditional library to execute is irrelevant.

Real language my ass. Go back to slashdot and bitch there about how Microsoft has ruined the whole programming industry.

Q-Bert's picture

Show me ONE ASP file that you wrote, and give it to me in the form of an .exe

Dare ya.

Double dare ya.

MauriceRevek's picture

01001011 01001001 01010011 01010011 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01000001 01010011 01010011

Or this!

79 6f 75 20 73 75 63 6b

also this!

d2VlbmllIGFzc2VtYmxlciBib3k=

108 111 111 107 32 97 116 32 109 101 33 32 73 32 99 97 110 32 99 111 100 101 32 105 110 32 97 32 114 101 97 108 32 108 97 110 103 117 97 103 101

AND FINALLY

MD2: a38d6876abbeee9fd7b4608b9102d0e3
MD4: 9e0a50b7711cc2e371fceaab4b20a05d
MD5: a3c82e3d42ceaf1c56723c24d9e34af0
CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :

CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
$1$ryz1Nq2p$gEOIHGht1LCF3XJxBI3EK0
(form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
ps4nCawM6oIWM

SHA1: 343f0946f96b62191b9b34915252c15a7c6be8c1
RIPEMD-160:
9bdcaa1ce3073df81961195b250cc38adb15a824

Coxxorz's picture

I got the first three, but then you lost me.

Try this:

1 (4|\| (0D3 1|\| L337 $P34|<

Q-Bert's picture

I can code in leet speak.

Coxxorz's picture

He's a dll boy.

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