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By Stormblade - Posted on 10 February 2011


Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand

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MauriceRevek's picture
I just thought of something...
Submitted by MauriceRevek on February 11, 2011 - 5:20pm.

Apple is notorious for being prudish, and wanting to control what can be done with their devices...

I wonder if the iHand will have an anti monkey spanking protocol, and how effective would it be?

Would you still be able to prepare a protein shake?

Could you wip up some batter by hand?

When urinating, will it allow you only two shakes?

Coxxorz's picture
Good point.
Submitted by Coxxorz on February 11, 2011 - 8:25pm.

It would only work with Apple branded urinals (99 cents per use), unless you jailbreak it.

You may authorize it for use with up to 5 monkeys.

Swag's picture
Yeah
Submitted by Swag on February 10, 2011 - 7:04pm.

he'd do it.

And did I just see an add after the video? Fail.

Coxxorz's picture
How long is the video for you guys?
Submitted by Coxxorz on February 10, 2011 - 7:50pm.

Seems cut off.

Q-Bert's picture
I see what you did there...
Submitted by Q-Bert on February 10, 2011 - 8:03pm.

n/t

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