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Adventures of Aku
Episode: Getting pwned in improv class.
I joined an improv club back in January just to try something different. At it is a lot of fun. We meet a few times a month either for brunch, lunch or just at someone's place. There are lot of attractive women in the club and I am one of 4 guys (that I know of) and I think the other 2 of the 3 other guys appear to be gay so pretty good ratio in my books.
SO This past Saturday we met at Broadway's on Fisher for brunch. The "caller" picked me and one of the more attractive women in the group (Improv Girl 1 IG1) and gave us this scenario: "First Time Speed Dating" and I am think man this is going to be fun.
ME: Hello I am Aku how are you?
IG1: Hello Aku I am IG1 and I am doing great.
some normal chit chat goes like where you from etc.
some laughs happened but this was the best one:
ME: So, IG1, Do you taste as good as you look?
IG1: Wow! that was bold, would you like to find out?
ME: Absolutely, even after our improv session.
IG1: Ok, I would be happy to oblige. But you have to answer one question.
Me: What's that?
IG1: Is your d*ck as big as your ego?
Everyone roared laughing (including me).
And now I am think I really like this girl she is like me only female and sexier.
So after the session, I asked her if she wanted to hang out, outside of the improv thing. She said she would like that and that if I am really lucky I will find out how good she tastes. We exchanged numbers.
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I don't think I would want to find out if she would still see me following a question like that. I would be afraid of what else I would get along with the taste.
I think a girl that leaves that easily with you doesn't have many inhibitions.
In response to both you and stormblade.
First thing that dialog was in an improv session! You guys obviously have no idea what that means. But I am nice enough to provide a link to explain it to you. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/improv
If that girl even said hello to either of you, you guys would probably stutter and make fools of yourselves.
I can also, be very insulting here but I won't because it is too easy.
First of all, I am well aware of what improv is, having been in impov clubs in CEGEP. Also, I have never had trouble speaking to women, no matter what they look or act like. Since I first and foremost respect them as humans, I could never drop a line like yours. If by some freak accident I did and they responded as she did to you, I would instantly lose all respect for her.
Doesn't make me right or wrong, it's just the way I feel.
That Aku has any?
Or cares? I'm sure if we look hard enough, there is probably at least one video of him on the net. Not the sesame street kind. He hinted at it a few years ago. I think he called it: Aku does San Francisco.
Wait a minute...
"Just like chicken"
Unless, of course, she has a d*ck.
And what would that taste like since it appears that you know
I've never even seen your duck.
Or were you talking about something else?
I have to admit I LOLed.
n/t