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Your Highness: Aku's Famous One Liner Reviews
It's a revek movie.
I will tell you the funniest part of the whole movie to save you all (Except maybe Revek) from watching it:
Back story The evil wizard Lezzar (Justin Theroux) must sleep with a Virgin Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel) to release a Dragon and a conversation happens about whether or not Leezar knows if he will "plant the seed"
Belladonna: How do you know it works
Leezar: Oh I know it does, and if your vagina is anything like my hand it will quite amazing.
Or at least something like that
Statistic Analyst girl said this about the movie: It was clearly was written by a 13 year old boy who incessantly plays with himself, and dungeons and dragons. In that order of priority.
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For someone who keeps calling these Revek movies, and I have never seen them, and you keep going to see them, I wonder if we should not start calling them: Aku movies.
I could tell by the commercial that it was going to be a bad movie. The only good thing about the commercial, was their use of the Drop Kick Murphies.
Of course Natalie Portman is in it, which under normal circumstances would be good, but I still cannot get past Star Wars Episodes 1 through 3.
"Oh hold me Anakin! You're scaring me."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A much better (although I haven't seen this one) Natalie Portman movie.
That's a swag movie though.