Duke Nukem Forever Beta June 3

Another story in the 'I am too lazy to post it myself' series

Personal Game Reviewer sends the following note:

Hey… I also miss our [DELETED] chats. See, that would be when I would tell you about the Duke Nukem Forever beta that's opening to a select handful on June 3! IT REALLY IS COMING!!! Share with the people on the site.

And as much as I would like to do something with [ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY DELETED] wife… {whoops, did I miss deleting one word? - Ed} they won't let me. :(

Since he is rubbing it in, I am assuming he is one of the select few. Or he will be if he remembers to keep checking under his car before turning his key in the ignition.

Otherwise...