Anyone else confused?

Apple iProbes

You have to wonder if the headline writers derive a personal, twisted pleasure in using as many words as possible with multiple meanings. I saw this headline on The Ottawa Citizen website, and had to read it three times:

"Apple probes blast at Chinese plant linked to iPad"

Which later resulted in a rather bizarre dream, part of which you see illustrated here.

Now I realize the probes could have also been actual apples, but that wouldn't have looked as cool.