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Zombie Joke of the Day


By MauriceRevek - Posted on 02 June 2011


Three zombies walk into a hospital. When the get to the information desk, the attandant says to the first one:

"How can I help you sir?"

"Need braaaaaaains"

"I see. And you sir?"

"Need braaaaaaaains"

Finally she comses to the third one, and asks the same question, with some exasperation:

"What about you? What do you need."

But the does not get a reply. In fact he looks at her with no sign of life at all. She turns back to the other two and asks:

"What's his problem?"

"Him Stormblade. He needs braaaaaaains."

Q-Bert's picture

You invented that joke all by yourself ? It must have been a zinger in your mind.

MauriceRevek's picture

I should be able to get everyone here committed if they keep reading them.

Lets see how much worse I can make them.

Q-Bert's picture

I doubt it. Some people here have commitment issues.

Akuf's picture

I have no commitment issues whatsoever at least for a couple of hours and if I'm really in a hurry a couple of minutes.

Blackwalt's picture

You're afraid of all the men in white coats that keep chasing you.

Coxxorz's picture

n/t

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