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What does it take to interest Snuffy D?


By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 June 2011

Learning that Duke Nukem Forever might be "rampantly offensive"

Unlike Snuffy D himself who is just randomly offensive.

Snuffy D has been concerned about Duke Nukem Forever. I know this because I hardly ever hear from him. But Last week in an email:

    getting? $53.99 tomorrow only
    Old-school classic. Grade-school humour. I’m in!

    Metacritic: Duke Nukem Forever

This of course was before the reviews started tanking. Fortunately we managed to talk him out of it.

Until I received a follow up email.

    because I can't post.
    makes me want to play it...

    Duke Nukem Forever: barely playable, not funny, rampantly offensive

Admittedly, "barely playable, not funny, rampantly offensive," does sound kind of like Snuffy D.

After reading this I can see the draw for Snuffy D:

    This is what passes for humor in the game. It's not racy, it's not funny, and it makes you feel dirty. Every time I put the controller down, I felt the need to rub my hands on my jeans as if the game were making me physically dirty. It's like watching your uncle tell racist jokes at Thanksgiving and praying someone has the guts to tell him to cut it out, but this time it's interactive—and you're the uncle.

Have fun Snuffy D, have fun. If you are expecting us to join you let's just say one thing.

I hope Duke Nukem Forever has a good single player campaign.

Oh wait. It doesn't.

Still, despite the abuse that I heap upon you, which is funny in a way that Duke Nukem Forever isn't, thanks for sending me the link.

And, hey, keep in touch.

Swag's picture

And all I can say is:

Old school and awesome.

Snuffy D's picture

This site needs an editor!

Coxxorz's picture

Our editors burn out too fast.

Stormblade's picture

I've been waiting 15 freaking years for this. I don't care how much it sucks!

MauriceRevek's picture

Because I have no interest in playing it at all.

And Stormblade does.

Yup. Great game. Winner all the way.

Stormblade's picture

You certainly just gave it two ringing endorsements. At least it won't be 'Fuzzy Bunnies in La La Land III', which I'm sure is what you are waiting for.

MauriceRevek's picture

I still have not finished 1. And 2 is still on the shelf. And if you knew half of anything, you would know that there is no Fuzzy Bunnies in La La Land III, it's actually going to be: Fuzzy Bunnies: Ivasion of the Cute Kitties.

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