The Pink Toolbox™

My son has gone back home and I am now free to terrorize the site once again. I've had a few stories building up, so I will unleash them on you poor, unsuspecting souls over the next few days. MMMWWUUUUHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So when I went to pick up our freezer from Revek (see here), he told me he had a house warming gift for us. I thought wow, cool, here I abuse this guy incessantly on the site and he's still kind enough to get us something. That Revek is a good guy.

He walks into his dimly lit garage and hands me a quite large box with a picture of a handy toolkit on it with all the basics. I was impressed. He says "Take it into the light." I do, and I see this:

The Pink Toolbox™

Wait, it gets better (or worse, depending)
Missing: Pink Electric Screwdriver (charging)

Worst part is, it's a handy little kit. Especially the electric screwdriver. Damn you, Revek!

My fiancé won't use the kit. She says it's mine. (sigh)