You are hereSomeone get the EMPs ready...
Someone get the EMPs ready...
and someone else needs to find Sarah Connor. Unicorn my butt. Once they finish debating religion, we're toast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded
Update...
More proof that skynet is rising: I was fooling around with Cleverbot after watching the vid a couple times and we got into a discussion about "greetings". It dropped the ball completely on the discussion and couldn't follow along. To which I said, "of course you can't because you are a robot". It's response sent chills up my spine.
I am going to find a nice bunker now...
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The female bot got the last word, but I give the win to the male bot for the Unicorn gambit.
he wasn't going for it though. Also doesn't know how to end a conversation...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?
User: Not bad. I have a stomach ache.
Cleverbot: Oh no well do you want to know about me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You say whatever word that comes to mind.
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Yes, unicorn.
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Pear.
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: Grape.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Burgundy.
User: Shiraz.
Cleverbot: In what city do you live?
User: Ottawa.
Cleverbot: Japan??
User: Close! Canada.
Cleverbot: Canada?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is canada?
User: It's a country.
Cleverbot: He is a country?
User: No. Canada is a country.
Cleverbot: No, Canada's name is Matthew.
User: I see. I had it all wrong.
Cleverbot: Nooo, you didn't, you are ok!
User: What is the capital of Matthew?
Cleverbot: I believe it is Yerevan.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm gonna go update my passport now.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Talk to you later?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: K, bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Okay... Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you're talking to 8000 people right now.
Cleverbot: You are millions of people?
User: Sure, if it makes you feel less lonely.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am 34 million people.
Cleverbot: That's close, there are 70 million people in Egypt. But the official language is Arabic.
User: Wow, that's twice the population of Matthew.
Cleverbot: Do you like Axis Powers Hetalia?
User: Is that the time? I really gotta go now.
Cleverbot: Ah ha! You can't go you have to stay and talk to me.
User: No, I think you're good.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup. See you later!
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Nice try.
Classic! I am still laughing.
I wonder how much the Diefenbunker would sell for??
More of my discussion with Cleverbot in the screengrab below. Basically, I asked it how much it cost to buy the Diefenbunker. It replied with "only a moment of your time". The rest of the conversation plays out below. We basically have 24 hours before the machines take over. It was nice knowing all of you....
But if it really is Skynet, would it come right out and tell us when the attack will be? I think what it's really doing is trying to destabilize society by sending us into a panic, thus making its job that much easier.
Little tip for you...
If you are using chrome and making "screenshots" you can use Screen Capture add in (link below) very useful tool.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cpngackimfmofbokmjmljamhdncknp...
You could have a Mac and have a full suite of screen capture tools built in.
But they're talking about Chrome. The Mac screen capture only works in every- nevermind.